Archive for April, 2009

Unfortunate Accident …

April 30, 2009

My uncle BJ was a total pimp.
Last month he had a girl going down on him in his Hummer.
Apparently she started blowing his horn.
When she took off her pullover he lost control and had a rollover.
Bystanders said it was horrible… They saw him coming out of his sunroof!
It was a hard way to go.
At least he died doing what he loved.
She lived thanks to her airbags.
I’m just glad she used protection.
When the rescue team got there, they reported his car was jacked up and his girl had a spare tire around her waist.
So sad, but it reminds us that everyone goes down in the end.

Sucks to be an Etch-a-Sketch Artist Sometimes…

April 18, 2009

Check this out and remember it next time you think you’re having a bad day. This expert artist must have been defeated after an earthquake hit only 2 miles from the museum where his creations were on display. Perhaps he should have chosen another medium to work on.

That Sucks...

That Sucks...