Unfortunate Accident …

My uncle BJ was a total pimp.
Last month he had a girl going down on him in his Hummer.
Apparently she started blowing his horn.
When she took off her pullover he lost control and had a rollover.
Bystanders said it was horrible… They saw him coming out of his sunroof!
It was a hard way to go.
At least he died doing what he loved.
She lived thanks to her airbags.
I’m just glad she used protection.
When the rescue team got there, they reported his car was jacked up and his girl had a spare tire around her waist.
So sad, but it reminds us that everyone goes down in the end.


4 Responses to “Unfortunate Accident …”

  1. Dylan Says:

    Talented comedian maybe, but dude this poetry brings me to tears.

  2. Adam Carolla Says:

    Bad times.

  3. Sarah Henning Says:

    Did they have to have an open casket?

  4. leena Says:

    haha this is so funny
    kvon, you’re so talented…and cute!
    i can’t wait to come to a show, if you’re ever in my region

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