Kristy’s Blog – “Ho’s Before Bros”

—– IF I WERE A GIRL, MY NAME WOULD BE KRISTY, I WOULD BE HOT, & THIS WOULD BE MY BLOG ——

So I totally had a date all setup with this guy that I was excited for. I mean not to name drop but he is a DJ at one of the hottest clubs in town. But just as I was getting all ready to go my girls called and said “Kristy, this is a 911”. It turns out Kristina broke up with her man. Total heartbreak. She was crazy about this guy and they had gone out for over 4 weeks. Well, that settled that, I told my date that I could not go with him anymore. He started getting upset with me on the phone sounding like a total guy “Duhh, I thought we had plans, I’ve been driving your way for 35 minutes and I’m almost there” and “Durrrr, what’s your deal?” That’s like a huge red flag. Ladies, any guy that would try to pressure you like that has ‘creepy’ written all over them in PERMANENT marker. Glad to see his true colors on that one. As far as I’m concerned Ho’s before Bros! I went over to Kristina’s and we made it a girl’s night, got a lil tipsy, and mended her broken heart. It turns out she had been dating two other guys on Facebook a few weeks before her jerk of a man broke up with her so she’s gonna be just fine. Woo woo! I learned two things; that guys are jerks for not understanding when your girls are in pain, and nothing lasts forever. Not even being single.

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